Its 2013 and I’m still debating over if The Pussycat Dolls said boobies or groupies
woah, its almost as if maybe i made this post last year
Just imagine though, the Muggleborn 11 year olds show up at Hogwarts, get sorted, enjoy the great feast, and start settling into their dorms all excited about the first year at wizard school. Then they remember, just as the prefect is leaving, “Oh I almost forgot to ask, what’s the wifi password?”
And the pure blood prefect gives them a puzzled look, “What’s ‘wifi?’”
And just like that, Hogwarts is a terrifying place.
I am so fucked
*removes one earbud* what
ants are naked all the time. and we step on them. we are stepping on naked ants.
you know that feeling when nothing’s wrong but nothing’s right either
Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike
i feel as though we’ve had different experiences